Most people don’t realize this, but pews in a church are
designed to only last 25 years or so. Of course, it depends on the wood, but
pews are rarely built out of the very best wood. No one could afford them.
After you pass the 25-year mark all warranties are over. After that, if a pew
breaks or collapses, you are on your own as far as the impending lawsuit goes.
Our pews are way older than that, so it might be something to keep in mind.
We were once at a church where we had a pew problem. The
church had been built in 1840. The first pews were crafted by the men in the
church and those early records tell of complaints from folks about splinters
and babies falling through the back of the pews because the backs didn’t come
all the way to the bench. Those pews were replaced 30 years later out of necessity.
The original pews began to come apart all at about the same time. The new pews
were made by a local craftsman, so they all had the advantage of looking alike.
Over the next 50 years or so they were painted, repaired and discarded one at a
time. Sometime in the 1930s those pews were replaced. The new ones lasted not
quite 20 years. One buckled and dumped an entire family onto the church floor.
Save a little money but buy twice. Foolish. In 1952 the church bought the next
set of pews. Those were the pews that were their when Marsha, our son and
myself arrived in 1995.
As pews go, they were fine, I suppose. I figure that even
if the pews look a little rough (and these did) you can put enough people in
them so that no one notices. These pews had held up pretty well precisely
because there hadn’t been many people in them for a long time. They served
their purpose.
The problem started as attendance began to go up. As people
began to see new folks coming in and the church growing Spiritually, there
began to be a new desire to take better care of God’s house. Updating the
church began to be an issue. Painting started, first in the sanctuary, then
throughout the church. After painting and minor repairs, new tables were bought
for the fellowship hall and Sunday school. You can’t have new tables without
new chairs, right? New, padded chairs were bought. We had a room off the
sanctuary called The East Room. It was as long as the sanctuary and about a
third as wide. It was separated from the sanctuary by a folding wooden wall.
The original idea was that this room would be over flow for the sanctuary, but
normally would serve as a lounge and meeting room. Since the sanctuary sat just
over 200 people and there hadn’t been that many in the church in a long, long
time (the day we were voted in, which is a big day for a church, the vote was
48 for, 1 against) that wooden wall had not been opened for a long time. The
furniture in The East Room had gotten old and nasty. When the day came that we
needed to open the wall and set up chairs, people could see how decrepit the
old place was getting. So, The East Room got a make-over and new furniture and
they did my office at the same time. New furniture all the way around.
If you are going to repair and paint and do all that, you
need new floor coverings. It was the new floor coverings that ended the old
pews.
The carpet in the sanctuary was old. No one could
remember when it had been laid. It would need to be replaced first. That meant
that the pews would need to be moved out. They were bolted to the floor, so it
took a bit to remove them into The East Room. The new carpet was to be laid,
but first we put down laminate over the whole floor, then the carpet in the aisles
and open areas, so those bolt holes had to be cut into the laminate. We thought
of everything. Except we never thought to mark the pews to tell us where they
were in the church. That was an issue we hadn’t considered. All the bolt holes
matched up, so the pews all went back without a problem. But over the years
buildings will settle and even twist. Since the pews had been bolted to the
floor, they went through those same, gradual changes. In some places the floor
had bowed up a few millimeters, which cause the pews to do the same. In other
places the floor had bowed down a few millimeters, causing the pew to do the
same. In some places the floor had flexed a tie little bit, as did the pew. Nothing
you could see with the eye and no real problem.
Except now the old pews had to bend and flex in new
directions. Old, dried wood doesn’t do that well. Within the first few weeks a packed
pew cracked during morning service. Seriously, it sounded like a gun shot. It
didn’t fall and the people safely evacuated. We all kind of laughed about it
and went on. The way it cracked it could not be fixed easily. In the next
month, three more cracked. We needed to do something.
Thus, began my education in pew science.
We got quotes from all over, finally settling on a company
out of Toledo. I was determined we were not going to go with the lowest bidder,
and the committee did well looking for price, quality and comfort. We all
learned more than we ever wanted to know about pews, but it ended up worth it.
We finally settled on a plan and put in our order. The pews were not already
made; they would be made to order. We would be out of pews for two to three
months.
First, we offered the old pews to anyone who would give a
certain amount to the Youth fund. Sold a few that way. Then we posted them on
Craig’s List for anyone who wanted the rest. Everything was explained about their
condition. We offered them free. You had to come and get them and take the
whole lot. A church un Indiana came and took them away.
Now we had a sanctuary empty of everything. It echoed. We
had VBS during that time and the sanctuary became the center of it. It rained
every night, but we had that wide-open space for games and activities. We
decided they would only need a month to build the pews, so we would use the
chairs from Fellowship Hall for the sanctuary. As it turned out, it took four
months and people started bringing lawn chairs. We never even brought out the
Hall chairs.
We become creatures of habit. Sit in the same pew, talk to
the same people, use the same door. Human nature. Those four months changed
that. First, with the lawn chairs people sat anywhere they wanted and with whomever
they wanted. We tried to keep some order. We took an offering every week and we
also did Communion every week, but we could not get people to sit in neat rows.
We solved that by having people come forward to take their Communion and give
their offering at the same tune. Streamlined the service. You would think that
people would all try and sit at the back windows, but just the opposite was
true. They all gradually moved forward. And you would also think that attendance
would fall off. Again, the opposite was true. Attendance actually went up. We
became the ‘fun’ church in town. Quite a site to be in the pulpit area and look
out at a sea of lawn chairs arranged in a chaotic manner. It was the fun
church.