A
number of years ago the funeral home for which I worked created a Facebook
page. After that, all the employees were encouraged to create their own FB page
if they hadn’t already done so. I resisted, but the owner applied some pressure
and finally I started my page. There is very little about FB that I enjoy. To
me it is a time waster. But I go onto our church’s page and I use it to keep up
with some friends in Ohio. So, I give it some use.
When
I first went on it asked me for a profile picture. My immediate thought was,
‘Why would I torture people with a picture of me?’ No reason. So, I posted this
picture;
This
is a picture Marsha took of a duck in the wild. She could tell you what kind of
duck it is, how she managed to be still long enough for it to walk close and
what the conditions were all around her. I just think it is a pretty duck. I
like ducks. Especially roasted. They are a little greasy, but very tasty. But
this fellow just catches my eye. I sometimes pull this picture up and look at
it for a while. It is beautiful.
So,
the duck went on FB. A couple of weeks later I was bored so I checked my
account for the first time. There were various friend requests, which I
accepted (as instructed). A couple of more weeks went by before I checked the
account again. To my surprise, there were postings I felt compelled to read.
They were from my ‘friends,’ after all. I had no idea that anything you wanted
to post, no matter how small, you could post. One of my friends was eating
lunch at Burger King and he wasn’t happy with his Whopper. Another friend was in
the Target parking lot, getting ready to go in. Another friend was posting
political ramblings. I began to wonder why I had even involved myself in this
silly thing. And then, someone asked the silliest of questions; What was I
trying to say with the picture of the duck? ‘The duck?’, I thought. It took me a
minute to figure out what they were saying. It had been a month since I had
posted, so I had actually forgotten the profile picture. When it came to me what
she was saying, I sent back, “ It is a pretty duck.”
When I checked back again she had
responded. “Yes, but what does it mean? What was in your mind when you choose
the duck for your profile picture? It is a statement, but of what?” I responded,
“It is a pretty duck. That’s all.” She came back with, “Come on, Larry. It is
the only picture you have. That makes it important. What is the deeper meaning?”
I tried to think of something deep and
meaningful, but I just drew a blank. So, I sent back again with, “Really, it is
just a pretty duck.” This was irritating for two reasons. 1.) She wasn’t
believing me when there was nothing in our past to make her think I would be
untruthful and, 2.) she only lived two miles away. If she had called or stopped
by (which is what a real friend, as opposed to a FB friend, would have done) we
could have cleared it up in a short minute.
Later that day she replied. “There is
no way you would have posted a duck as a profile picture unless there was a
deeper meaning. You don’t even like ducks.” I don’t know how she knew I didn’t
like ducks. I didn’t even know I didn’t like ducks. Evidently, FB gives you
extra powers of discernment. Anyway, now I was frustrated, but I was also
getting a little angry. So, I took it to the one who knows and loves Facebook.
I asked Marsha what I should do.
“Unfriend her.” I looked at her in
awe. “What? You can do that? You can unfriend someone?” “Of, course you can
unfriend someone.” With that, she flipped through a page or two and came to
where you could choose a friend to unfriend. No explanation required. A simple
push of a button and the conversation was ended. I felt…….liberated!
I learned two things. First, people
get way to serious about Facebook. They try and read too much into what is
really simple. Second, Facebook friendship is not real friendship. You can’t
just click the mouse and send a real friend into cyber space. The sad truth is,
there are many, many people out there who think FB friendships are the real
deal. That is pretty horrible.
It was a pretty duck, though.